Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Rajnikant!! ( Do i need to write anything more to make you laugh?!?)
'Yenna rascala', 'Mind it', 'Naan oru dhadavai sonna, nooru dhadavai sonna madhiri.’ (If I’ve said it once, it’s equal to 100 times), ‘Naan solrathaiyum seiven; sollathathaiyum seiven.’ (I will do what I say; I will even do what I do not say)
Yes! Only Rajni can deliver such mind blowing dialogues ( literally)! :D
I wont believe if there is a single person in this world who has not laughed while watching movies or clips of Rajni's movies! It just cant happen. If you think a blind person would not laugh, you are wrong. What if the person cannot see, he can hear right!! Aren't his dialogues enough to kill a person to death? Death by laughing i mean.
Before and After Make up! :p
Here i bring you some AWESOME facts of Rajinikant. I have not written it. Few points i got it from an article and the other 'one-liner's, I read it on one of my friend's fb profile and LOVED it sooooooooooooooo much that i asked him if i could copy n paste, like how he had done. LOL! Mind it!!! :p
Get ready! Here's Rajinikant and his deadly fact files for you. YENJOYY!! :D
P.S : Not for people with a weak heart. :p
Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth' PC will crash.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
Rajanikanth can play the violin....... ...with a piano.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
Rajanikanth once had a heart attack...... ......... his heart lost.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, 'Did you mean Rajanikanth?' It simply replies, 'Run while you still have the chance.'
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, 'Bang!'
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say 'no one's perfect', Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Outer Space exists because it is scared to be on the same planet with Ranikant.
Rajnikant has counted to infinity.. Twice!!
When Rajnikant does a push-up, he isnt lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down!
Rajnikant does not wear a watch, HE decided what time is it!
Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his theeth and boils water with his own rage ! LOL! :p
Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink! LOOOOOOOL! :D
Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!
YENJOYED? Jaws hurting? Stomach paining? I hope you all are alive. LMAO!!! If you are, do leave a comment below!!
Naan oru dhadavai sonna, nooru dhadavai sonna madhiri.’ !! :D :D :D